The Final Companion

snatchedweaves:

That look ur mom gives u when u embarrass her in public but she can’t kill u yet

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cramp:

snapchat sucks because you get to see all the cool stuff people didn’t invite you to as they do it

reginamas:

i just told my mom i died at birth and i’ve been a ghost this entire time just growing and manifesting into the daughter she’d lost

and she’s just like

well please go to the light because i am tired of your shit

(Source: adorablebadass)

telapathetic:

tyleroakley:

I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO DISRESPECTED

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I AM IN AUSTRALIA, NOT FUCKING NARNIA

i wish you lived in narnia

tachibanamakotos:

seein somebody u hate talk to your friends

fuckingflorida:

Behold: florida man driving his pimped out golf cart with his enormous poodle in the passenger seat through the mcdonalds drive thru
aconnormanning:

tastefullyoffensive:

Trust me, I’m an engineer. [x]

Where Neil DeGrasse Tyson when you need him? Someone’s gonna have to be the buzzkill and explain why this wouldn’t work.
aconnormanning:

straightallies:

grumpyspacetoad:

hashtagthatsreal:

weteevee:

is this how christian couples takes baths together

I don’t understand why it needs the gender colored lighting….

straight people need reassurance at every step in their lives

no homo couple’s bathtub

"Shit. Honey. We’re in the wrong tubs. We’re gonna have to get a divorce."
theonion:

Report: Climate Change Skeptics Could Reach Catastrophic Levels By 2020

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readingaroundthemovies:

fartgallery:

i need to date a girl with the initials AG so we can carve SW+AG on benches

Those r my mums initials…,

say hello to your new dad. i see that your tumblr blog contains some vulgar language. you’re grounded